I wish resumes and CVs would have a section that highlights
your REAL skills. I think my CV should have the following skill set listed:
- Holding my purse and a cup of coffee and pressing elevator buttons and changing songs on an Ipod
Eating over 14 Funfetti cupcakes
Impersonating Winona Ryder reading Milton’s “Paradise Lost”
Being the Office D.J. in residence
Making out to Alcest and Depeche Mode, respectively
Chugging NyQuil and not falling asleep
Walking through medieval cities and coming up with reasons to hate on newer ones like Tokyo simultaneously
Coming up with animal acronyms like “Secret Squirrel” and writing acrostic poems
Writing in cursive and drunk texting
Recommending Netflix movies
Dancing like Beyonce in high heels
Pinterest. Enough said.
Acting eternally 17 years old and keeping 90’s music alive.
Surprising people.
I mean with this skill set, who wouldn’t want me on their team? Duh squared…
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